I got this through email. Thought it was funny, so I' thought i would share.


The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh

ạc ạc i like this one .. it's so true ..............






1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

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EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN'!! 

you'll sure will be on the couch 2night

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EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN'!! 

trời sợ ong stan về đến nhà thấy luggage ngoài đường thì có ... "its just like camping" lol

kakaa nice one vũ

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EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN'!! 

hahah Vukies chưa có vợ hoặc gf... nên ko sợ mấy dụ này hihi ...

stan chống dược vợ ko mà kêu người ta sư tử hà đông hihi

chòy .. rules gì muh đọc hum thí lọt lỗ tai chút nào hít .. so kì cục .. .. đúng thiệt là guy's rude có khác .. .. ủa lộn .. guy's rule .. ..

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*dám cà chớn nè*
my goal: đi ngũ sớm ..

PUahahahha! so funny

Seems like the main point of the rules is : "who cares, do what you want, just don't get me involved."

men are lazy pigs.... I'm in shape, round is a shape... puahahhaha!

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

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lolz sis .. sis nói wá đúng ..

haha .. nlhu cũng thí câu đó funnie ah' ..

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*dám cà chớn nè*
my goal: đi ngũ sớm ..

Một cách giải thích mới về chuyện vì
sao người ta lấy vợ lấy chồng :

Vợ = WIFE trong đó bao gồm :
W = Washing (giặt giũ)
I = Ironing (Là ủi)
F = Food (Nấu ăn)
E = Entertainment (Giải trí)

CHỒNG = HUSBAND trong đó bao gồm :
H = Housing (Xây nhà)
U = Understanding (Biết điều)
S = Sharing (Chia sẻ)
B = Buying (Mua sắm)
A = And (và)
N = Never (Không bao giờ)
D = Demanding (Ðòi hỏi)

Quan trọng nhất là phần "AND" trong HUSBAND cho nên "Guys' Rules" của mí chàng has also become "nulled" and "voided"!

stan nhi hay quá biết trả lời thì chỉ giáo dzùm đi ...



Here are some rebuttals .........

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Reply: If we can't talk to you during a football game, then don't try to get our attention during Ally McBeal.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Reply: Learn to clean up the toilet. If peeing standing up is so difficult and you are bound to miss, then may we suggest that you learn to use a toilet brush and sponge to clean up after yourself.

3. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
Reply: No matter if we're fat or not.. Most girls aren't as self-confident as guys! And we need to be complimented as often as possible!

4. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
Reply: Girls are petty, get over it!

5. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
Reply: We really don't find it attractive when you stand there scratching yourself in the morning, afternoon or night. Please do it in private.

6. We always hear " the rules" from the female side ...
Reply: The rules are never fair. Accept this without question. The fact that we have to go through labor while you sit in the waiting room on your a$$ smoking cigars isn't fair either, and it balances everything.

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giải thích hay ghê .. thưởng cho bánh canh roi

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sh!t.

haha
that's hilarious ..
this rock !!!!

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một thoáng hương bay bên trời phố hạ
Nào có ai hay ta gặp tình cờ
nhưng là cơn gió em còn cứ mãi bay đi...

hahahah good laugh there

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